Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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