I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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