Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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