she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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