im drinking this country out of the recession.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
