going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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