it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
There's always time for handjobs
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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