rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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