It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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