We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Do I have a choice?
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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