I bet he comes in French.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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