i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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