How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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