I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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