What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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