I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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