Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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