2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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