im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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