You're completely useless in the revolution.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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