have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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