What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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