I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Randomize
