he wants to bone in the snuggie
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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