Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Pants are for mortals
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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