yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
