So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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