Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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