There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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