do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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