Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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