So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
