just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dick very happy bro
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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