some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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