i just sold back the books i vomitted on
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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