A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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