Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I AM VODKA MAN
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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