you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
