i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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