Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
