Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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