Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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