She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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