My friends, they love my intelligence
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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