I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
