u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So many bounce houses so little time
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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