Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she smelled like a LAN party
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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