I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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