we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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