Please, let me fuck your mom
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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