Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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