No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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