I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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