I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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