I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
